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One who has the brain of a fucking trout. Fucktrouts serve no useful purpose. They are using our valuable oxygen to expound their fucktrout opinions. If you meet a Fucktrout you have two options 1) Run 2) Rapidly punch it in its gut and run.
Wow, that Charlotte is socially inept and when she talks I instantly can tell she is a total Fucktrout. Run!
by lolitabambina March 30, 2010
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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noun; Pertaining to 'an undesirable' female; One that embodies the essence of a 'fuck-trout.'She that would be readily distinguished as a 'fuck-trout.'
"That fuck-trout has the face of a fuck-trout."
by T. Horsecollar March 08, 2006
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a random/silly name to call someone (often a friend) jokingly or when there annoying you (usually about getting high or wanting soemthig from you)
bob: please can we go smoke up??? pleeeeease??!!!! please? please? please? please i need to its been 4 days!!! please!!!

fred: bob, u fuck-trout, i told u everyones dry, shut up!!
by irene* May 22, 2006
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