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When your shit is so messed up, it aint just fucked up, it's a Fucktastrophy
After the crazy party last night, there were so many beer bottles and trash laying around, it was a Fucktastrophy.

His girlfriend came over last night to break up with him. She beat him down so low it was quite the Fucktastrophy.
by jennlm August 14, 2009
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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1. A catastrophy of such a grand scale that the explicit use of the word fuck is required to descride said situation.

2. A bad fucking thing.
1.Jesus Christ! Johnny is going to fuck that drunk fat bitch right in front of his girlfriend. This is a total fucktastrophy.

2. The war on terror has been a total fucktastrophy.
by Michael J. September 14, 2007
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A castastrophy so large as to be immeasurable or unfathomable
The USA in the year 2020 became a fucktastrophy due to a novel corona virus and the incompetent federal response.
by Debdem September 22, 2020
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