by Brade June 28, 2011
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
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by honey pot August 27, 2005
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That movie was fucktastic!
by psycho chick!! June 04, 2005
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by jaydawg February 19, 2005
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My wife's cooking is fucktastic.
That girl is fucktastic in the sack!
The Florida Gators are fucktastic at football.
That girl is fucktastic in the sack!
The Florida Gators are fucktastic at football.
by ShinzonKoroth April 09, 2008
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tom: Lets me get this straight.... we just got fired, we have no beer or liquer, and we live in a dry county? well isn't that fucktastic!
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