Amanda: Hey Matt, how you feeling?

Matt: Well after last night, I feel completely fucktacular!

Amanda: Let's do this again sometime!

"RJ is fucktacular at fucking"

what did i just fucking say

Mom: “how was the sleepover”
Kaylin: “fucktacular, I partied so hard I woke up halfway off the roof with a squirrel on my head”
Mom: “you’re grounded”