by meme noticer September 17, 2009
The imperative version of keep fucking that chicken, get fucking that chicken encourages and commands the listener to stop dicking around and make real headway towards whatever it is they say they want to do.
Adam: I wish I could be a DJ at a strip club.
Bob: Well then, get fucking that chicken! Go get some gear and start building a rep!
Bob: Well then, get fucking that chicken! Go get some gear and start building a rep!
by CleffedUp November 17, 2009
Encouraging someone to give you good results again.
Based on newscaster Ernie Anastos cursing to the weatherman Nick Gregory, after Gregory gives his weather forecast on 9/16/09. Anastos, in some playful banter to Gregory, said, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick." Gregory responded, "I guess that's me." Anastos then said, "Keep fucking that chicken."
Based on newscaster Ernie Anastos cursing to the weatherman Nick Gregory, after Gregory gives his weather forecast on 9/16/09. Anastos, in some playful banter to Gregory, said, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick." Gregory responded, "I guess that's me." Anastos then said, "Keep fucking that chicken."
Sharon: Here's that report you wanted, sir. I managed to find a way to save the company $1 million dollars.
Lucius: Keep fucking that chicken!
Lucius: Keep fucking that chicken!
by dangergirl63 September 18, 2009
by mcsmokesalotpimpin234545 August 31, 2008
A term used by marijuana enthusiasts to describe when someone accidentally coughs into the pot smoking device whilst still trying to draw smoke from it's mystical chambers, thus causing the weed held in the bowl to go flying out of the bowl.
Harold: Dude, take a fat hit of this gandalf pipe!
Chong: Mmkay... (takes giant rip, keeps trying to inhale more smoke -the greedy bastard- though his lungs are obviously to capacity. Suddenly, he can't old his compusture any more, and the smoke comes billowing out of his mouth and into the gandalf pipe, making the embering weed fly to the ground, out of the pipe) *cough cough cough cough*
Harold: Shhhhiiiiittt maaaang! Wha'd you have to fuck the chicken for?
Chong: Mmkay... (takes giant rip, keeps trying to inhale more smoke -the greedy bastard- though his lungs are obviously to capacity. Suddenly, he can't old his compusture any more, and the smoke comes billowing out of his mouth and into the gandalf pipe, making the embering weed fly to the ground, out of the pipe) *cough cough cough cough*
Harold: Shhhhiiiiittt maaaang! Wha'd you have to fuck the chicken for?
by Zackaconda August 13, 2010
A sarcastic statement made to humorously disparage a person's efforts.
Based on newscaster Ernie Anastos cursing to the weatherman Nick Gregory, after Gregory gives his idiotic weather forecast on 9/16/09. Anastos, in some mocking banter to Gregory, said, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick." Gregory responded, "I guess that's me?". Anastos bitingly, and hilariously, adds "Keep fucking that chicken!"
Based on newscaster Ernie Anastos cursing to the weatherman Nick Gregory, after Gregory gives his idiotic weather forecast on 9/16/09. Anastos, in some mocking banter to Gregory, said, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick." Gregory responded, "I guess that's me?". Anastos bitingly, and hilariously, adds "Keep fucking that chicken!"
After the president pledged to spend billions of dollars to prevent encrypted communications, a voice was heard from the back of the press room: "Keep fucking that chicken, Obama!"
by Todamont September 27, 2010
by P. Niss & Ben Dover July 26, 2008