Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways
Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!
by hezza08 October 20, 2008
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When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.
Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!
by Dayday2001 January 07, 2019
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Kinda like "Ill be dammed" just funnier
Guy 1:"Dude it worked!"
Guy 2:"Well fuck me sideways and call me George"
Guy 1:"Wait, what?"
by kinkysauce September 24, 2018
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When something doesn't go as planned
Dude 1: bro my parents said you can't come over
Dude 2: oh fuck me sideways
by StonerDickle April 21, 2019
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Extremely drunk.
So drunk you don't know which way is up.
Bill: Hey Bob how were you at that party last night?

Bob: Dude I was right fucking sideways.
by snilly February 23, 2011
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