Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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a very stupid person who acts selfishly, childishly, or immaturely. Does not technically refer to the mentally disabled. When reading this definition, you may think of someone in particular. Chances are, that person fits the criteria of a fucking retard.
Joe Smith: You know that guy who is really stupid and immature?
James Smith: Oh, that fucking retard Allan Evans?
John Smith: Who else would I be talking about!
James Smith: Oh, that fucking retard Allan Evans?
John Smith: Who else would I be talking about!
by sickofbullshit June 02, 2012
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Whos the fuckingretard?
Oh hes the puppy looking kid who plays guitar and thinks hes the shit. fucking retard's a dumb ass
Oh hes the puppy looking kid who plays guitar and thinks hes the shit. fucking retard's a dumb ass
by lalala011 March 26, 2009
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A person who shows no sense at all, hence, doing stupid things to get called this derogatory term. Also see Dumbass.
by Nikku Oenzu July 08, 2009
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a person who is so braindead, they have to be referred to as "fucking retard." they must have an iq of lower than 10.
an example of a person who is a fucking retard is legokidzack.
an example of a person who is a fucking retard is legokidzack.
normal person: hello there, how are you doing?
fucking retard: yAYAYAYAYAYAYAY BENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 PEE!!!! I LOVE PEE!!!!!!!!!!! I PEED ON MY CAT THIS MORNING!!!!!! IT WAS ALL WHITE AND STICKY!!!! IT TASTED GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
normal person:uhhhh goodbye
fucking retard: yAYAYAYAYAYAYAY BENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 PEE!!!! I LOVE PEE!!!!!!!!!!! I PEED ON MY CAT THIS MORNING!!!!!! IT WAS ALL WHITE AND STICKY!!!! IT TASTED GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
normal person:uhhhh goodbye
by legokidzackisanoob April 08, 2020
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"Sarah Palin knows that it's okay to call someone a retard if like rush you clearly don't mean it which is why we should all come to her defense and say: Sarah Palin is a fucking retard," Colbert quipped.
by cody_hates_palin February 09, 2010