Everyone knows a Gary. This statement is reserved for any time Gary does literally anything, as Gary is usually the most useless and clueless friend in the group. This statement is especially used when Gary does something that sets off a chain of events that could cause harm to the group. The softcore version was popularized in Parks and Recreation, as the gang often took jabs at Gary Gergich, better known as Jerry, Larry, Terry, Gary, Barry Gengurch Gergich. This statement is especially effective if the person's name isn't even Gary.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.