Urban Dictionary: Fucking Dick

Top definition

1. Generally a male who cheats on a girl, tells her the truth and feels like everything is fine afterwords.
2. A penis during the act of sexual intercourse.

My EX boyfriend is a fucking dick.

Yea I can't believe he would cheat on you.

by The Fucking Dick January 01, 2009

Get the Fucking Dick neck gaiter and mug.

Jul 6 Word of the Day

Fracking

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012

Get a Fracking mug for your cousin Beatrix.

Fucking dick

The best reaction to any situation. Ever.

Dude: Hey man..... I think I broke your car door.....
Me: Fucking DICK!

Dude: Hey man, what's up?
Me: Oh huh what?
Dude: Don't you remeber me?
Me:..... Fucking dick?

Dude: I hate life
Me: Fucking dick!

Ice Cream Man: That'll be 3 dollars
Me: Fucking DICK!

You After Reading This Shitty Definition: Fucking DICK!

by Dr. Crowley November 09, 2009

Get the Fucking dick neck gaiter and mug.