by Master of Ceremonies August 01, 2008
From Chappelle's Rick James episode. Best used when the person you are saying it to is in a better situation then yourself.
Ex:
- Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it.
- You say, "fuck your couch/couch."
- Your friend buys an expensive couch/car and is a dick about it.
- You say, "fuck your couch/couch."
by M i c h a e l April 16, 2007
A covert way of saying "I'd tap that ass" or "I'd hit that" were the "couch" equates to the the woman you you want to have sex with or the vagina you want to explore. Derived from Dave Chapelles "Chapelle Show" from his Charlie Murphy / Rick James skit.
by Joshua the sexiest beast alive January 04, 2012
when a man takes a swim cap full of vaseline and places it between two couch cushions and proceeds to have intercourse with it
by matt gardener October 15, 2006
1. if you in the club and somebody spills they drink on you shirt, they fuckin up you couch.
2. if a bitch loud as hell in you ear while you tryin to get yo smoke on, she fuckin up yo couch.
3. Fuck Yo Couch can also be used to disrespect someone.
2. if a bitch loud as hell in you ear while you tryin to get yo smoke on, she fuckin up yo couch.
3. Fuck Yo Couch can also be used to disrespect someone.
by rwqetrykhidcjhjlkdfdtydv,m June 05, 2006
by Dracon January 12, 2006