Mixture of 'cunt' and 'douche', now commonly used to describe someone who stays in when everyone else is going out and does not even take part in the prelash. The word 'fucking' is then usually put before it for maximum effect.

When you're living in poverty, the fuck couch is the designated spot for you, your boys, or you and your boys to bring the bitches back to for some sexing

to totally, completly, and utterly dominate something

A coutch or fold-out bed downstairs or in a basement that has seen a lot of fucking from its owner as well as visitors.

To mess something up in an open and obvious way, which negatively affects those around you.

Staying in a Relationship with someone who brings little to the relationship, especially in bed.

When you realize that your sex partner or FWB could be anyone, and has no special meaning to you.

You might as well be Fucking the Couch

Fuck yo couch!!- Comes from Chappelle show--use as an insult, or...just shout it randomly!