What you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

1) To have had sex in the past tense
2) To be doomed to misery in the near future
3) Describing someone who is totally and utterly drunk and/or completely under the influence of one or more drugs beyond the point of comprehension, rationality and all response. They may be puking everywhere and/or behaving abnormally, influenced by whatever's in their body. 'Fucked' is not usually referred to as a pleasant experience.

What this country is for the next 4 years.

Screwed.

When nothing goes your way and there is nothing you can do about it.

Doomed or destined for failure.