Urban Dictionary: Fucked the Couch

To negativley impact ones good time through certain actions or events.

Josh is really fucking up my couch with this country music he is playing.

by Babs49 January 29, 2009

The ultimate way to tell someone to get the fuck out and go fuck themselves for being a total asshole.
Game Ender

( At a party on a ship and gets purposely thrown overboard by someone else)
Guy who threw you: You have a nice swim?
You: FUCK OFF MY COUCH!!!!!

When you’re playing battletoads and someone you don’t like wants to play

Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch

fuck ya couch dick!

by Nicholas_lupton February 01, 2016