Urban Dictionary: Fucked The Cat

When you make a horrible mistake that could cost both you and your cat your life.

I fucked the cat last night when I was walking with my cat down a dark ally and suddenly Karen sprang out of the bushes with a tazer and a dog named Foo Foo.

by Yam Iandu September 05, 2020

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a term one would say in frustration.

george misses the bus- "fuck a cat!"

by Drewza April 24, 2007

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Fuck the cat

1)To really fuck something up.
2)An expression of astonishment, utter amazement

1)I really fucked the cat with that one (driving into a lamp post, for example)
2)"Fuck the cat! That guy's got the biggest cock I ever saw!"
3)"Fuck the cat! That guy really pisses me off, who's he think he is?"

by Clayton Farlowe January 08, 2009

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what someone would do in a extreme act of sexual desire.

John: You hear what tyler did because his girlfriend didn't give him any?
Bob:What?
John:He pulled a fuck a cat!
Bob:Another victim...

by jrknights January 04, 2009

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Being in charge/ in control

Who's fucking the cat here? I am, so shut up and hold the tail.

by rolox2 January 23, 2016

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