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A potential buyer who continues to taunt and offer to buy from a salesperson who has no intention of actually making a purchase
Hey, that woman called the office again asking if that home was still available

Yea she’s been calling about it for months and she doesn’t even live here, she’ll never buy. She’s a fuckbuyer
by Hrlp May 23, 2019
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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