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a situation in wich you are fucked, no matter your decision or direction

There is no correct way out.
Today's situation was debatable but either way I went it turned into a fuckbuncle.You find yourself in a fuckbuncle relationship,argument or location.
by tswmso September 19, 2020
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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Any situation in which you are screwed by any direction you choose to turn.
No decision made helps you.
A person who fucks up every single thing they can.
Joe is a fuckbuncle, he has jacked up everyone's day by opening his mouth.
by tswmso September 30, 2020
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