May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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1. An insult containing the word "fuck" inspired by the 80's band The Communards.
2. An alternative name for Oxnard, California.
2. An alternative name for Oxnard, California.
by _Steve January 07, 2010
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A blustering, masturbatory narcissist who's too dimwitted to accomplish anything except to occasionally pleasure himself.
That fucknard stole my car and abandoned it on the cliffs when it ran out of gas.
Since our president's a fucknard, I'm thinking about relocating to Canada.
Shut up, you fucknard.
Since our president's a fucknard, I'm thinking about relocating to Canada.
Shut up, you fucknard.
by vibonacci March 29, 2019
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One who is a fucktard and then castrated himself due to butterscotch shitbrains and the copulates with his nards
by John smitg December 27, 2018