1. What you say when anything mildly inconveniences you.
Taylor: Fuck me! I just stepped on a fucking lego!
by Arivire October 21, 2018
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What your mom was REALLY doing last night.
Guy: I wonder what was keeping my mom out so late last night.
Me: Oh yeah, she was fucking me!
Guy: God dmn.
by Momfucker August 07, 2015
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nothing anyone who reads this site will ever hear
get off the damn computer, and go chase some "fuck me" girls!
by nathan williams January 17, 2004
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Adjective. Describes an article of clothing usually worn by women to invite attention.
Ginny said to Hermione: "Wear these fuck-me boots. Harry will be all over you."
by stercor December 01, 2009
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1. An explative to be used when something is happening and a personal God wants to give you a taste of hell, before you go there for eternity, or an impersonal God wants to give you a taste of hell, before you go there for eternity.

2. Has NOTHING to do with sex.
1. Your U-Haul rental breaks down between Nowhere, New Mexico and More Nowhere, New Mexico. It's been eight hours without water, and you were moving your ex-wife in return for forgiving alimony in arrears. A nuclear bomb goes off with a big ball of light, but you haven't heard the sound of the blast yet, but you know you will, before you can hit the ground. You can feel your face badly sunburned already. You say, "Fuck me."

2. The U-Haul, the ex-wife, and the nuclear bomb all have NOTHING to do with sex.
by Laughing Out Loud January 01, 2006
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