by noturmomthatsforsure April 04, 2018
That one little smug son of a bitch that will stick itself up your mothers' anus
Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"
Toaster Strudel: "Oh fuck yeah, johnny's mother is home, and taking off her clothes; time to dive in!"
by J_3_T January 13, 2017
A person who has put their penis inside of a mud hut and use it as a glory hole to receive a blowjob from their own mother.
“The paki is a mud fuck mother fucker”
by Bobbypinrider January 27, 2019
Opera is the only Person in the world who's truly a fucking big ass mother fucker. She's black and flat, so that's true fucking big ass mother fucker.
by Vhjddgbn November 07, 2011
Term used to describe ones enjoyment of having sexual intercourse with an older woman, a "cougar" perhaps. Not to be confused with the commonly used pharse to describe an unfortunate incident that has occured.
Gentleman 1: "Wow, that lady is a total MILF."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."
by Giggitygigants August 08, 2009
When backed into a corner, this phrase functions much in the same way as the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on". Taking a more aggressive stance, this phrase entails the classic notion of giving your adversary a dirty punch in the brown eye, but one for his/her mother as well, offering a powerful alternative to the default "horse you rode in on". Though bringing bestiality into an insult is tandem to a wild-deuce, changing the horse to the culprit's mother is a straight-flush deal that can be used in any critical circumstance to let your friend know exactly how you feel about him.
Friend: Oh... oh Jesus! Those are my numbers... I JUST WON 98 MILLION DOLLARS!!
You: No shit? Right on man! Hey, do you think I could get a pinch off of those bucks? I mean, I WAS the one who suggested which numbers to pick.
Friend: You're absolutely right. $100 of the jackpot is yours, bro!
You: K. Fuck you AND your mother, jack off.
You: No shit? Right on man! Hey, do you think I could get a pinch off of those bucks? I mean, I WAS the one who suggested which numbers to pick.
Friend: You're absolutely right. $100 of the jackpot is yours, bro!
You: K. Fuck you AND your mother, jack off.
by Helgoth January 18, 2008

