Urban Dictionary: Fuck a dick

Fuck a dick

Telling a straight guy to litterly take a penis up the ass

"Hey I saw your mom naked the other day "
" Fuck a dick dude"

by Jointo March 01, 2007

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An exclamation, used often to combat lag, or death in darksouls

-lags out- FUCKING FUCK DICK!

-dies before boss- FUCKING FUCK DICK!

by Samson's own goodie hole January 02, 2014

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fuck my dick

(exclamation) A phrase uttered when:
- being pissed off
- getting confused
- getting screwed over (see to jew)
- being overcome with Tourette's Syndrome

"Dude, your mom just gave me a suck job!"
"AH, FUCK MY DICK!"

by trev-dog part 2 April 04, 2009

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Fucked Up Dicks

A song about fucking up with a thot and throwing an orgy.

You: What song are you listening to(
Me: I’m playing Fucked Up Dicks

by gregben June 28, 2021

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when you watch one man one screwdriver

while you are watching it i said fuck my dick

by dick is yum March 13, 2019

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fucking lil dick

thinks he has a big cock but its nothing compared to matt jordan

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

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piece of fucking dildo dick

What piece, though?

Person A: You piece of fucking dildo dick!
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.

by SmackThatBootyLikePOW July 24, 2017

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