A decrepid, hideously ugly woman who people just fuck because they disrespect her too much to give a shit about her. More often than not, not only are they largely inbred, they are riddled with STD's and other living creatures. More often than not they aren't even aware of the fact that intercourse is taking place.
Mike shagged a real diseased Fuck Toad last night, he disrespected her too much to give a shit wether or not she wanted to shag him at all
by SuperHanz March 02, 2008
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a term used to insult someone who exhibits undesierable behavior that reminds you of your frat boy friend who is permenantly drunk around campus.
When we went into the pub before we even sat down Chelsea was acting like such a fuck toad.
by erin f. June 28, 2006
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Squeeze through a tight space, usually while driving.
Person 1: Pass this car.
Person 2: Look at the truck in the oncoming lane. F'it! I'm going for it.
Person 1: (while squeezing between car and truck) Fuck a toad!
by Buddy SC February 23, 2014
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Jim: Sean had a 'Toad Fuck last night

Jack: yeah he that girl was ugly.
by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010
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A coworkers definition of the lazy stinky and annoying worker
"That fat fucking bloated toad didn't take out the trash OR wear deodorant"
by Allhailtheglowcloud February 08, 2018
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W.F.T.- acronym for Whole Fucking Toad.
Description of toad in low light scenario used by a hormone driven pregnant woman after devouring a slab of ribs.
Out of nowhere Rosie asks, "is that a whole fucking toad?"
by Ringo0713 July 05, 2021
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