Sneakers that look like Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars, but aren't. They're sometimes cheaper, and sometimes cooler; if you wanna look a little different, but still rock a classic style.
For instance: Pro-Keds, PF Flyers...

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Cheap, imitation Converse Chuck Taylor shoes. Worn by the nasties and mentally handicapped.