Expression used when extremely shocked or suprised by something very unexpected
"That bikini bandit is about to shoot all the g-mart exectutives!"
"OH MY JESUS FUCK!!"
by Jackstepher December 23, 2007
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The guy (or girl or enby) who has wasted the majority of your year because of your bullshit crush on them. You've told them you like them and they should stop talking to you because they have a girlfriend and it's painful for you to be "just friends" with them but they keep texting you out of nowhere every couple weeks and dragging you back into your endless pit of despair because they liked you back in May but you didn't tell them and you missed your chance and now everything's fucked and you can't stop being sad while they are probably happy with their girlfriend and continue to be completely ignorant and unaffected by your infinite tornado of feelings towards them.

Also an expression used in situations of extreme anger or frustration.
"jesus fucking christ! He texted me again! The morro on this brainless mushroom of a man baffles me!
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Exclamation of surprise or shock as a result of nothign short of a miracle.
Jesus fucking Christ on a pogo stick! How did you get pregnant without having sex?!
by scalz July 10, 2006
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1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language.
2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.
Situation 1:

Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.

Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!

Situation 2:

Johnny: Sooooo...
Mike: hmm....
Chris: yeah...
Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!
Johnny: wtf happened?
Mike: oh my stars
Chris: lollerpops
by MrDinkleberry November 20, 2005
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The prime expletive, to be used only by asskickers or in dire situations.
by Philbert_McGee June 03, 2018
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