by Jackstepher December 23, 2007
The guy (or girl or enby) who has wasted the majority of your year because of your bullshit crush on them. You've told them you like them and they should stop talking to you because they have a girlfriend and it's painful for you to be "just friends" with them but they keep texting you out of nowhere every couple weeks and dragging you back into your endless pit of despair because they liked you back in May but you didn't tell them and you missed your chance and now everything's fucked and you can't stop being sad while they are probably happy with their girlfriend and continue to be completely ignorant and unaffected by your infinite tornado of feelings towards them.
Also an expression used in situations of extreme anger or frustration.
Also an expression used in situations of extreme anger or frustration.
"jesus fucking christ! He texted me again! The morro on this brainless mushroom of a man baffles me!
by pornstache_supremacy October 12, 2020
by A_Tired_Boi April 29, 2018
by scalz July 10, 2006
1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language.
2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.
2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.
Situation 1:
Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.
Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!
Situation 2:
Johnny: Sooooo...
Mike: hmm....
Chris: yeah...
Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!
Johnny: wtf happened?
Mike: oh my stars
Chris: lollerpops
Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.
Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!
Situation 2:
Johnny: Sooooo...
Mike: hmm....
Chris: yeah...
Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!
Johnny: wtf happened?
Mike: oh my stars
Chris: lollerpops
by MrDinkleberry November 20, 2005
by Jimmy Me Boy April 02, 2015
by Philbert_McGee June 03, 2018