by pritzypritzy May 20, 2011
Person 1: God Lucius Malfoy is sexy. I wanna fuck him.
Person 2: Ew - He's Lucius Malfoy!
Person 1: I don't care - he's my fuck crush!
Person 2: Ew - He's Lucius Malfoy!
Person 1: I don't care - he's my fuck crush!
by tirtytally May 22, 2011
June 27 is fuck your crush day where its the day when you’re allowed to ask your crush to fuck and they cant denie the offer .
Bro:Broooo its June 27
Friend: whats on June 27 bruv
Bro: its fuck your crush day
Friend : BET NIGGA
Friend: whats on June 27 bruv
Bro: its fuck your crush day
Friend : BET NIGGA
by Icummedinyourmomspagina April 30, 2020
by This is Ohio party. May 03, 2009
on national fuck your crush day you fuck your crush, nationally
well tomorrow is national fuck your crush day she say while taking off her clothes, that was the day i lost my virginity
by totallynotsomekidwhoishot October 16, 2019
by 💎 yabpi October 14, 2020
This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day
Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 December 30, 2019