when a girl is giving you head and she chokes on your cum and pukes, but keeps it in her mouth and it burns your dick.

(n.) One who builds up as many revs as possible so when he goes off a huge amount of wheelspin and smoke is produced. Usually new to driving.

Act of agreeing to do something fun with the guys (usually involves the strip club), then backing out at the last minute citing a vague excuse, when in reality his girlfriend has both cock blocked and pussy whiped him into hanging out with her. She'll usually make him do something lame like watch a Julia Roberts movie, hang out with her friends drinking coffee or watch TV in the basement.

Taking a dump; pooping.

Duct taping a metal fork to your testicles before thrusting your new appendage into the nearest electrical socket. The result is a charred ballsack filled with the liquid remains of your once fertile testes.

A rather wet vagina.

Hair that is excessively greasy. it looks like this person hasn't showered in weeks.