Fucking drunk.

Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.

1.To be intoxicated by an alcoholic substance.
2.A 'frunken' person often mispells words and makes several embarassing and unfortunate comments,though often hilarious.
3.They are often the but of jokes and are left extremely embarassed when they try to recover from their mistakes the next day.
4.Though they remain under the influence they keep a distinct air of credibilty and respect. ie a cool drunkard.