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Noun - the end result of masturbating, shaving your pubes, and pooping all in one toilet sitting.
I was gonna go to the bathroom, but my friend Grant left behind a Frumpy Moist Pigeon in the toilet.
by Cookie_Beard May 24, 2012
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Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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