Kid 1 :"Have you ever seen the movie Fruito De Realo? ...It's a forgien film.... but Brad Pitt's in it. It's the saddest movie ever! Brad Pitt's a druglord! And one day he dies because he bit off a piece of his ciagrette and choked on it. Leaving his son an orphan. And his mother was also a pothead so she died because druglord number two- his name is literally number two, actually it's numero twoono (seeing as its a foreign movie) kills her. "

Kid 2: "No, never seen it"

Kid 1: I CANT BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT, YOU'RE A REAL FRUITO DE REALO!

"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."