May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
1. attainment of something desired; realization; accomplishment
2. enjoyment, as of something attained
3. state of bearing fruit
2. enjoyment, as of something attained
3. state of bearing fruit
by titamelibea June 06, 2007
3
joe: just as i brought her to fruition, she made a high pitched sound like a whining pup, and inserted her finger up my arse
toby: the dirtyslag!
toby: the dirtyslag!
by drzygote August 14, 2008
4
ahh yes my plan has come to fruition
the searh was not fruitless ,jimmy was found decapitated, it was fruitious
the searh was not fruitless ,jimmy was found decapitated, it was fruitious
by Sparqz May 28, 2009
5
And now I play polymerization!
This allows me to fuse my three fruits
Creating the ultimate undefeatable.....Fruition!!!
This allows me to fuse my three fruits
Creating the ultimate undefeatable.....Fruition!!!
by El Rojo5354 April 13, 2018