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Demonic little fuckers that love to steal fruit from small children all over the world, leaving it only half eaten so it must be thrown away afterwards. Must be destroyed before it lays its seeds of decay and spawns more creatures from the souls of small children.
My son...today, died...of fruit bats eggs...
by Eamm February 13, 2009
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When a young man cuts his hand before he masturbates to recreate the feeling of popping a cherry.
I fruit batted this morning to that virgin sara. It reminded me of our future first time.
by The Commodores June 04, 2012
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Fruit bat: noun:

1. A bat that hangs in trees, making it look like a piece of fruit. This works as camouflage to protect against potential predators.

2. A crazy person who has eaten so much fruit, they now look like a plump juicy piece of fruit, and have an odd urge to take a nibble.
1.

A: Look at the fruit tree!
B: No, that tree has been dead for awhile, those are definitely fruit bats.

2.

A: I saw a rather plump man holding a peach and licking his fingers a bit too much.
B: Totally a fruit bat.
by bpepps March 27, 2011
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a fruit bat is when you delicately (so not to damage the fragile mammal) blindfold your lover w/ your extremely streched balls.
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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A really dutty and bitty person
β€œShe’s a right fruitbat she is”
by Sloths4lyfe November 27, 2017
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Done with friends usually and it basically is smashing/hitting fruit with a bat and watching it splatter over something other than yourselves.
You are walking down the street and you see some guys hitting fruit with a bat. You would say "They are playing Fruitbat, i'd better stay away from them"......
by Max Haggard May 03, 2007
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when you dip your wagger in poopie and slap it on your birds cheek so it streaks across her cheek also see wombat
go on babay slap that shit stick across my face
by graz and didz November 27, 2003
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