when a guy asks you if you want a frozen coke but what he means is to give you his frozen cock, don't trust him.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

Freezing a guy's balls and then smash them with a hammer.