1. being so high, drunk, or frustrated that your brain is completely numb
2. a term for being covered in jewelry used in the early 2000s
I don't even know where I am or what to do anymore I'm so frosted.
Damn nice ring ur so frosted... Nobody says that shit anymore.
by dj adrenaline March 7, 2011
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When a matter, an event or idea is almost guarantee to end in destruction/disaster. If your friend tells you being with the hot guy you’ve liked for 5 weeks is frosted, she’s probably right.
Shayan: I’m bored, let’s do something fun
Kayla: ok sure, like what?
Shayan: OMG let’s hack into school security system and steal all the information
Kayla: shayan… that’s so frosted.
by urban_legend.com May 19, 2022
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Originating in the film Zach and Miri Make a Porno;

When performing anal sex, you pull out and your partner proceeds to shit all over you.
Deacon: (After being covered in Stacy’s feces during an anal sex scene) Can you believe this shit? She frosted me like a fucking cake!”
by TuggMeGood August 26, 2019
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Frosted is very nice

Frosted is good at gorilla tag

Frosted is famous
Frosted is a source of energy
by Frosted.vr March 3, 2022
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To have lots and lots of money. in other words 'cake'. cake has frosting on it, therefore, frosting would be racks on racks of dough!
Me: Hey man, I hit this lick last night.. I'm frosted as Hell!

Justin: Yeah dude, I thought you had cake before, but you're frosted now!

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by Journey Bieber June 29, 2011
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