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An erection caused by close contact or accidental sexual excitement from a strictly platonic friendship.
Kim: "Hey Alec, totally had fun tonight. I'll see you tomorrow, K"?

Alec: "Yep, see ya".

*Hug* - Kim's boobs press up against Alec's body and he gets a froner from the sensation of his friends awesome boobs touching him.
by Bewtsie January 03, 2012
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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'Froner' = Friday Boner

To illustrate one's delight about the fact that the working week is coming to an end & the weekend is just around the corner.

It's a figurative term, so it is unisex. However if you find any unsavoury feminist types who want their own version, they can use... 'froist'
"can't wait for work to be over, i've got the biggest froner"

"man i got a froner... can't wait for the weeknd"

"if this day drags on any longer, i'm gonna get hairy palms from my froner"
by kdogg jamm October 28, 2010
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Freedom Boner.

A boner brought on when overcome by the pride of being 'Murican!
Bro 1: Dude, check out that Bald Eagle up there!

Bro 2: That is sweet, it is giving me a Froner
by Smman July 05, 2014
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In lieu of Crossfit legend and 3 time world champion competitor Rich Froning, it is common for many men to pop a boner or "froner" when looking at pictures of a shirtless Rich Froning or in his presence. The "froner" is not considered a homosexual tendency, but more of a form of respect and appreciation for his athletic accomplishments.
As Bryan watched Rich Froning compete in the Crossfit games at the Home Depot center in Los Angeles, he felt all the blood rush from his top head down to his low head. A gigantic froner former in his spandex shorts. Rich Froning dropped his 305lb barbell and made eye contact with Bryan's froner in the crowd. Rich winked at Bryan's froner as an sign of appreciation for the appreciation.
by Big Lud the Stud July 25, 2014
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The low fro of Nick Jonas of The Jonas Brothers. Famously made when pictures surfaced showing him lifting his hand in the air..showing his patch.
Sally: *looks at froner picture* Aww, look how cute they all---omg, Sarah LMAO look!

Sarah: What?

Sally: Look at Nick Jonas.


Sarah: What? He looks so cute smil---OMG! LOL. Guy needs to shaveee!
by Kelsey from The Night Cru! August 04, 2008
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(Fro-ner) - noun.
A froner is the state of a your penis when you're starting to get a boner but it's not quite there, and when looked at from the side, it is in the shape of a frown. Can be used for accurately describing an appropriate state of sexual arousal, or for making fun of someone who is way too interested in something.
Example 1:
Stuart - "Dude did you see that chick over there at Chicken Fil-A? SO sexy!"

Ralph - "Where...(pauses)...OH! Man, i'm gettin a froner over here!"

Example 2:
(Ralph is staring at a car)

Stuart - "Bro, stop eye-f***ing that 350Z man, let's go."

Ralph - "Can't bro, do you SEE this thing?!?"

Stuart - "Don't get a froner over it man, jeeze..."
by Patroose August 24, 2009
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