Using Frodometry obsessed LOTR fans were able to determine the exact distance between the Shire and Mordor. The use of Frodometry has started an international conflict between LOTR fans and Harry Potter fans who have no means to measure how far Hogwarts is from London.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”