To premature ejaculate. Is more appropriate if the cause of said ejaculation is mind destroyingly ugly.
"Hmm, don't be alarmed, but I think I'm about to Fritz it in my calvins."
by Anonymous February 09, 2003
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When something stops working, malfunctions, or acts in a way contrary to its usual manner.
I would've called you, but my phone is on the fritz.
by kid chameleon January 14, 2004
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Fritz is a really cute and the nicest guy you will ever meet. He likes older girls but every one loves him. If you get a friend named fritz keep him he is wonderful. Everyone needs a friend like fritz. He has rocking abs. Fritz is generally with the popular crowd but is very smart.
GIrl 1: Omg is that Fritz.

Girl 2: Omg it is he is so cute.
by Hello0000000800 June 11, 2020
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They are totally going to fritz tonight. I saw the box their futon came in sitting outside the bedroom door.
by Embo Embo July 01, 2010
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A term referring to a soldier of the German army, typically used by Americans in World War II. To be compared with kraut, or jerry.
Fritz has set up a minefield ahead, so watch your step.
by Raptor October 23, 2004
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Known as lord or god of the catapillars. The name is usually associated with kings or of royal authority.
"Look over there, it's a Fritz!"
by Wafflesforlife1 November 20, 2015
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what all women really wish their man had
"he's good but he's not fritz"
by Scott Christianson October 26, 2007
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