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A finite term used to define a particular malato who in general just pisses you right off. This individual will typically beat you at Foosball and leave you in a state of rage as he demands you to record his 1001st victory. This term can also be used to explain a range of facial expressions made by an individual. If someone makes strange faces all the time, they might possible be a 'Friso'. Be warned, a Friso will never share his pistachios and will likely drink all your beers while you are in Mexico.
"Man that Friso is sure fucken annoying!"
"FUCK! FRISO!"
"Who drank all my beers?"
"Who the fuck ate 100 mandarin oranges since yesterday? Man must have been Friso."
"Jesus did you see that guys weird-ass faces? He musta been a Friso."
"Hmmhmmhmmhmmm"
"Why you trya kill me?"
"FUCK! FRISO!"
"Who drank all my beers?"
"Who the fuck ate 100 mandarin oranges since yesterday? Man must have been Friso."
"Jesus did you see that guys weird-ass faces? He musta been a Friso."
"Hmmhmmhmmhmmm"
"Why you trya kill me?"
by Phillip Rodregez-Sanchez November 10, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011