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My friendship embodied by the only thing all people love: dicks.
I shoved my friendship dick in his mouth, then it turned into consensual rape.
by grand_dad October 10, 2018
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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friendship personified by a cock, what everyone loves
i shoved my friendship dick in my partners loving butt
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