Friends School of Baltimore is strong on the Quaker thing--peace and equality and stuff like that. No uniforms either, which is cool. Might look easygoing because of that, but it's got a rep for having hard classes. Compare their school paper with Gilman's or Bryn Mawr's, and you'll see the difference. Sports-wise Friends is pretty strong, considering it's got fewer guys or girls to make up teams with, since it's co-ed.
by Maven2 April 18, 2007
Friends School of Baltimore is a highly expensive, co-ed prep school that is based upon quaker principles and is located in northern Baltimore City. It contains a student population of around 1,000 that mainly consists of rich, preppy, white kids who drive nice cars, reside in big houses, and live fairly spoiled lives. Student hobbies include binge drinking, parties, lacrosse, weed smoking, and doing excessive amounts of homework. The school is often subject to verbal abuse by other kids because of its gay name.
Kid with stupid parents: My parents are sending me to Friends School because they want me to experience a rigorous and better education while being involved in community full of mainly upper class, rich, preppy white kids. I hope that $17,000 a year they are going to spend is worth it.
Boy: What school do you go to?
Friends Student: I go to Friends School in Baltimore City.
Boy: Hah! Friends School? Are you all friends there?
Boy: What school do you go to?
Friends Student: I go to Friends School in Baltimore City.
Boy: Hah! Friends School? Are you all friends there?
by B-more Bro March 26, 2007
Otherwise known as FSL. A shitty secondary school in Lisburn in Northern Ireland. Everyone thinks it's full of stuck up posh twats but its far from that. Run by a nonce called steven who rides his bike to school like he's Lewis fucking Hamilton.
by Lisburn Man March 25, 2019
a private quaker school with too many stupid rules and meeting for worships. the majority of the boys are collar popping tools who desparatley need to grow up. there are a few snobby rich bitches and a few weirdos, but most of the girls are above average. theres a lot of oppinion board controversy and an extreme lack of hook ups due 2 the fact that we've all known eachother far 2 long. most of the time u just feel like uve been there too long
by anon April 11, 2005
An increasingly preppy, but historically liberal friends school. Don't step foot on campus if you are republican. Be prepaired to call the teachers by their first names, sit in an empty room for 50 minutes a week, get to school early so you can park you new car in one of 5 student parking spots and work your ass off so that you can go to a good university.
Kid one: Who did your parents vote for, Bush or Kerry?
Kid two: haha, haven't you seen the Kerry sticker on the new BMW? Besides you know my entire family campaigned for him!
Kid two: haha, haven't you seen the Kerry sticker on the new BMW? Besides you know my entire family campaigned for him!
by deprived of parking March 07, 2005
A private Quaker school that consists of shitbrains, lazy-ass, full of themselves, cocky, unoriginal, ass-ugly, trashy, tacky, past their glory days, and embarrassments to the high level of education...oh wait, that's just '09...
"so where are the lolcatz?" "up your asshole"
"oh so who's racing friday at 3 pm?" "no one's insecure and needs to prove themselves"
"so who's suspended this week?" "the remaining students were raised to have good judgement"
"where are the jabbaweezzys?" "we don't need a mask to be ourselves"
"where are the gold fish in the toilets?" "you killed them, Dipshits"
"is there a disco party in the cafeteria?" " a cry for attention- notice how no one wanted to join you"
"yo man party this weekend?" "just because you weren't invited since you're not in high school doesn't mean there wasn't one"
"who's yelling butt sex?" "probably '09 girls since they are/were desperate to have their cherries popped"
"has anyone taken over the world lately?" " you never will with your lack of talent and common sense"
"is it hammertime?" " hammertime only existed in your conceited minds"
"are we allowed to sit on the stage this year?" "no one wants to look at girls that look like dogs and boys that look like trolls"
"why are all the teachers bored?" "they're not bored, they're relieved"
"what happened to wilmington friends school?" " it increased in intelligence and beauty because 09 is gone"
"oh so who's racing friday at 3 pm?" "no one's insecure and needs to prove themselves"
"so who's suspended this week?" "the remaining students were raised to have good judgement"
"where are the jabbaweezzys?" "we don't need a mask to be ourselves"
"where are the gold fish in the toilets?" "you killed them, Dipshits"
"is there a disco party in the cafeteria?" " a cry for attention- notice how no one wanted to join you"
"yo man party this weekend?" "just because you weren't invited since you're not in high school doesn't mean there wasn't one"
"who's yelling butt sex?" "probably '09 girls since they are/were desperate to have their cherries popped"
"has anyone taken over the world lately?" " you never will with your lack of talent and common sense"
"is it hammertime?" " hammertime only existed in your conceited minds"
"are we allowed to sit on the stage this year?" "no one wants to look at girls that look like dogs and boys that look like trolls"
"why are all the teachers bored?" "they're not bored, they're relieved"
"what happened to wilmington friends school?" " it increased in intelligence and beauty because 09 is gone"
by 09glorydays January 17, 2010
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