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The removal of douche bags and tools from your FB friend list.

A mass unfriending of lame or fake friends from FB.

This can occur on a regular or irregular basis and can increase during political season.
I am tired of all these political posts from douchebags on my newsfeed . I think it is time for a good old fashioned friendpocalypse.
by lawndeen October 13, 2012
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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