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Person 1: 'What you doing tonight sexy?'
Person 2: 'Nothing want me to drop by for a friendly visit?'
Person 1: 'Hell yeah!'
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Girl: 'What's that going between my thighs?'
Boy: 'Don't worry...just a friendly visitor'
Person 2: 'Nothing want me to drop by for a friendly visit?'
Person 1: 'Hell yeah!'
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Girl: 'What's that going between my thighs?'
Boy: 'Don't worry...just a friendly visitor'
by 12345abcdef12345 August 16, 2011
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005