Urban Dictionary: Fried Riced

shrimp fried rice

Where you puke on someones asshole and then fist fuck it.

Dude, you gave that chick a shrimp fried rice!

by Kentor December 13, 2003

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pork fried rice

To engage in coitus with an asian female.

Hey Randy, what happened with that asian chick you went out with last night?
You pork fried rice?

by Iwhit April 14, 2008

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pork fried rice

dish found in most chinese take out joints consisting of fried rice, miscellaneous vegetables and little pieces of pork. great to order if you're poor and hungry.

i'm gonna go sell some food stamps so that i can get me some pork fried rice.

by g-ring April 26, 2007

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chicken fried rice

when you find someone attractive

mmmmmmm..he's/she's a proper
lemon slice!

by lou December 10, 2003

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pork fried rice

To engage in coitus with an asian female.

Hey Randy, what happened with that asian chick you went out with last night?
You pork fried rice?

by Iwhit April 14, 2008

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super crispy fried rice

When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.

person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!

by illgamer97 July 17, 2012

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Shrimp fried rice

Eating pussy

Paul: I had some shrimp fried rice last night. She got so wet, it was dribbling down my chin.
Eric: Nice! I wanna get some too.

by SheboyganLager January 03, 2021

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