A Stupid Freshman or Seniority Stealer is usually a freshman who makes it their job in life to harass a senior or multiple seniors for at least all of their 9th grade year.
Things typically stolen from said senior or seniors include but are not limited to:
Their Cell Phone (So they cant call for help)
Their Car Keys (the frosh cant drive so neither will seniors)
Their Shoes (pretty much just to piss them off and so they cant run away)
(These things are ALWAYS returned to said seniors though!)
And basically anything the said senior has on them at the time.
The most basic rule of being a stupid freshman is to be stealthy when stealing things from said seniors, the point is to annoy them in a process.
1st-They realize their stuffs gone
2nd-They frantically look for it
3rd-They realize the stupid freshman has stolen their things
4th-Seniority has been claimed by the freshman!
They Job of a stupid freshman is hard work they are called to constantly make the seniors look silly,stupid, and put them in there place infront of upperclassmen or lower.
Characteristics of a stupid freshman include but are not limited to:
Sarcastic-ness
Stealth
Social Awesomeness
Being a sassafrass
Things typically stolen from said senior or seniors include but are not limited to:
Their Cell Phone (So they cant call for help)
Their Car Keys (the frosh cant drive so neither will seniors)
Their Shoes (pretty much just to piss them off and so they cant run away)
(These things are ALWAYS returned to said seniors though!)
And basically anything the said senior has on them at the time.
The most basic rule of being a stupid freshman is to be stealthy when stealing things from said seniors, the point is to annoy them in a process.
1st-They realize their stuffs gone
2nd-They frantically look for it
3rd-They realize the stupid freshman has stolen their things
4th-Seniority has been claimed by the freshman!
They Job of a stupid freshman is hard work they are called to constantly make the seniors look silly,stupid, and put them in there place infront of upperclassmen or lower.
Characteristics of a stupid freshman include but are not limited to:
Sarcastic-ness
Stealth
Social Awesomeness
Being a sassafrass
Senior1-"Heys guys have you seen my phone?"
Senior2-" No, A stupid freshman or seniority stealer must have took it!"
Both Seniors-"uhhhh!"
Senior2-" No, A stupid freshman or seniority stealer must have took it!"
Both Seniors-"uhhhh!"
by StupidFreshie April 01, 2010
Freshmanitis:most commonly diagnosed to freshman,
this disease is caught by freshman from odd upper classmen, and is highly contagious.
Symptoms include: extremely low amounts of spirit, sitting on your ass during pep rallies, and pretty much anything else annoying including not wanting to yell or express happiness
This disease has no cure, but it eventually goes away once the person with the illness becomes a sophomore. Only the odd children are uncurable and will stay infected to then pass it on to the lower class men.
Germex is reccomended to prevent the spreading.
These chlidren tend to live lives of social isolation, mimicking the faggetry portrayed in high school, in a sad attempt to do normal things.
this disease is caught by freshman from odd upper classmen, and is highly contagious.
Symptoms include: extremely low amounts of spirit, sitting on your ass during pep rallies, and pretty much anything else annoying including not wanting to yell or express happiness
This disease has no cure, but it eventually goes away once the person with the illness becomes a sophomore. Only the odd children are uncurable and will stay infected to then pass it on to the lower class men.
Germex is reccomended to prevent the spreading.
These chlidren tend to live lives of social isolation, mimicking the faggetry portrayed in high school, in a sad attempt to do normal things.
freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)
Jim: "Dude, That pep rally sucked."
Bob: "Yeah, all because of the freshman."
Jim: "I hate them, man!"
Bob: "It's just freshmanitis. You had it too."
Jim: "...Yeah...I know"
Jim: "Dude, That pep rally sucked."
Bob: "Yeah, all because of the freshman."
Jim: "I hate them, man!"
Bob: "It's just freshmanitis. You had it too."
Jim: "...Yeah...I know"
by noahgaudreau69 March 11, 2011
a school full of a bunch of faggot ass freshman football players , fake ass people , midgets .. a lot of midgets , shitty food , lesbians, gays, bisexuals. dumb teachers. and short shorts
by smallweenieboy November 12, 2018
Hey'd you hear about 'high school freshman parties'? "You mean the worst party thrown in highschool?" Yeah those.
by Bigdickgrandpa1269 April 12, 2017
James F Byrnes Freshman Academy. A nasty ass school filled with roaches crawling, stank ass hoes, bloody tampons on the floor, and nasty dick sucking mfs in the bathroom. You can find your local red necks and wanna be gang bangers here. The School so damn broke, they barley can afford to get the nasty ass school cleaned.
James F. Byrnes Freshman Academy is nasty
by boisuckmyboi October 13, 2021
The default picture used by over 84% of users of the popular networking site myspace (See definition #4).
-Man, she looks fine!
-Can't you tell? That's a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face, dude.
-Can't you tell? That's a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face, dude.
by cchriss92 August 08, 2007
A freshman who has a positive outlook on the high school experience and tends to be overexcited about school. You can find them giggling or smiling to themselves in the hallways and usually find them in the first semester, running to their classes afraid of being late or being lost in the hallways looking clueless.
Victoria: I am so excited to join so many clubs at school this year
Mailinh: gross, ambitious freshman
Victoria: OMG, yay
Mailinh: gross, ambitious freshman
Victoria: OMG, yay
by Spectre03 February 19, 2016