The act of dating someone about a month into Freshman year. Said person probably sits next to you in class and is nothing like you, but it doesn't matter because you're a "lonely" whiny bitch. Usually includes lack of communication, awkward hard holding, Homecoming dances, and breaking up after three or so weeks.

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.