A raunchy sexual position where the woman is nearly upside down with all her body weight on her upper back and neck, legs straight up in the air. The male takes his position above her, pushing his cock straight down into the woman's anus and uses his legs to thrust, thus creating an action similar to pushing the plunger down on a french press coffee maker. Basically the anal version of the piledriver, a vaginal entry position. It can only be classified as a french press if the man ejaculates inside the woman after much "plunging" thus creating a burst of hot liquid - not coffee either, mind you.

To squeeze the liquid out of a turd, using one's underwear, and into someone's mouth.

Process by which a constipated female puts a finger up her vagina and pushes it out her anus.

The act of sharting while tea bagging.

The act of one gentleman taking another naked gentleman, who is sitting indian-style, and bench pressing him. This is preferably done so that the scrotum is placed in the mouth and the nose is placed in the anus during the workout.

Disclaimer: Not recommended for normal gym hours

Devouring food at such a fast pace that others may think you are attempting to get some physical exercise by eating so rapidly.

When you poop in the shower and mash it down the drain with your foot.