People who have cool accents but will never top the Irish in skill and alcohol.

French people are the hairiest creatures alive. Although they have pretty decent accents they still look like a gorilla and they're fluent language is Wookie. After oiling up their body they shove steamy baguettes up their asses and go for a bike ride. They will never top me to I the frenchiest fry.

People who rush to their nearest grocery store, at the slightest hint of snow, to buy eggs, bread and milk.