Holly: Kim, what will I do? I can't stand up!
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.
*Morgan Freeman shows up*
Morgan: Yes you can.
*Holly stands up*
Holly: Are you God?
*Morgan Freeman winks, and with a puff of white smoke, disappears*.
by Lily Miera February 29, 2008
by ImHeisenberg March 14, 2014
freddy freeman is the "mini manager" of superhero shazam, also known as billy batson. freddy is the softest nerd in the world and can cure depression by stealing one glance at him. he is a disabled foster kid. his entire family is composed of foster kids, which makes people immediately love the family evem more. freddy is played by jack dylan grazer in the new movie shazam! (2019).
victor: ha that guy freddy freeman is such a nerd
camila: omg i know but he makes me so soft i love him
victor: *sarcastically* really? well he looks so lonely, why don't you go sit with him?
camila: well maybe i will. he's much better than your personality anyway
camila: omg i know but he makes me so soft i love him
victor: *sarcastically* really? well he looks so lonely, why don't you go sit with him?
camila: well maybe i will. he's much better than your personality anyway
by BowersGangSweetheart April 15, 2019
by Bois G January 30, 2009
The act of seducing your students with cloroform and rope, then anally raping them in the tech class.
by PENIS938475893457934 January 14, 2008
That one teacher who gives you the heebie-jeebies on the daily. That one teacher you roast and sneak diss on the low. He gives you a weird pedophile stare.
by DatGirl,OhShitWhatUp June 26, 2016

