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Freehold Boro is a small and diverse town in Monmmouth County, New Jersey. All parties in Freehold share the common goal of getting crunk. Hangout spots include the Freehold Raceway Mall, Freehold Raceway, Loew's Multiplex Theaters, and good old Downtown Freehold. This town is looked upon by neighboring towns and society as "ghetto" and "destitute". Yeah, well, they are just jealous because we pregame harder than they party. In Freehold Boro, the girls are hot, the guys are horny, and everyone parties like there's no tomorrow. But hey, that's what you do when you live on the Jersey Shore
by Yannno July 17, 2006
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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1. A town in New Jersey that gets a bad rep from kids in Freehold Township, who consist mostly of conceited jack asses living off their parents money, because of the mexican population and the drug dealers, even though their high school is better cuz they have less drugs and pregnancies than township.
1.OMG IM SO SCARED BECAUSE IM FROM TWP AND IM GOING TO THE BORO HIGHSCHOOL.
2.Guy1: "I went to the Boro to score some pot for this summer."
Guy2: "So what? I went to downtown Freehold Boro and got a hooker!
Guy1: "Yea, i kno who your talking about. she used to be a man."
Guy3:"You guys are idiots! You can find both of those things by hanging around Freehold Twp high school!"
2.Guy1: "I went to the Boro to score some pot for this summer."
Guy2: "So what? I went to downtown Freehold Boro and got a hooker!
Guy1: "Yea, i kno who your talking about. she used to be a man."
Guy3:"You guys are idiots! You can find both of those things by hanging around Freehold Twp high school!"
by sweetrose2714 January 24, 2011