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"Yes mate, what can I do for you?"
"I'd like free of them watchamacallits please"
"Is that two fs or free (you dozy southern/chavtwat)?"
"I'd like free of them watchamacallits please"
"Is that two fs or free (you dozy southern/chavtwat)?"
by spunky monkey August 15, 2007
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1) Requiring absolutely no monetary compensation
2) Really damn delicious; as in free samples at Whole Foods
3) Comparative term meaning exceptionally good and generally very awesome
2) Really damn delicious; as in free samples at Whole Foods
3) Comparative term meaning exceptionally good and generally very awesome
1) Dude, that software is so free! You can download it at gunbound.net.
2) Holy crap, these cookies are so free!
3) Jebus, the car just looks like it was free.
2) Holy crap, these cookies are so free!
3) Jebus, the car just looks like it was free.
by RoboSpy March 12, 2004
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TIPSY-ABOUT TO GET SHUT DOWN ON A DATE-LOSER:"Sex is just so poorly designed."(hiccup)
WOMAN:"Oh?"
LOSER:"Yep.It should be free!":
"Pregnancy free."
"Disease free."
"Barrier free."
"Commitment free."
"Drama free."
"Cost free."
"You know...FREE!"
"...And it should come in nice "8" or higher
packaging."
WOMAN:"Check please."
WOMAN:"Oh?"
LOSER:"Yep.It should be free!":
"Pregnancy free."
"Disease free."
"Barrier free."
"Commitment free."
"Drama free."
"Cost free."
"You know...FREE!"
"...And it should come in nice "8" or higher
packaging."
WOMAN:"Check please."
by L.MARTIN September 23, 2005