When your smoking a bong and start to take a hit but end up coughing down into the chamber causing water to shoot out the stem, like a whale shooting water out of its blowhole

A penis that is not covered.

You shoot a load in a fat chick's mouth and hold it shut. You the punch her in the stomach until the load shoots out of her nose.

When recieving head the male pulls out just as he is about to blow his magic load and sticks his cock in her ear.

A penis swimming through the sea.

This is because in England, Willy means penis.
This is amusing. XD

When a smoker blows smoke rings and a guy ejaculates through the rings onto the first person's face.

slang term for a paedophile