When you straddle a girl in the doggie style position, resting your nuts on her back, and then you pee upward in an arc, having it land on her head. Thus giving her a nice yellow-spewing blowhole.
When I gave her the Free Willy, she looked up and thought the ceiling was leaking!
by Hrny Devil July 16, 2003
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When your smoking a bong and start to take a hit but end up coughing down into the chamber causing water to shoot out the stem, like a whale shooting water out of its blowhole
Douglas tried taking a huge bong rip but just ended up free willying
by SaltySB October 10, 2011
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when you cum on yo bitch's tits
I was doin her hard, and when I was finished I free willied all over her sexy chest.
by disneysucks June 01, 2006
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The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.
"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."
by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008
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To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.
Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.

If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!
by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
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Participating in an action with your junk exposed.
Yo broski, I'm playin' free willie, yo.
Can you believe Joe came to school free willie yesterday?
by Synchronize February 23, 2011
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